P. J. BENNEY
writer · editor · proofreader
A LAWNMOWERS, INC.
When Lily the prize-winning Holstein begins to exhibit supernatural symptoms, witch Cynthia Pannettière and celebrity CEO Daniel Wesley reluctantly reunite for a midnight road trip to deliver Lawnmowers, Inc.'s mascot to the magi authorities. Accompanied by Judith, Vince, Cherry and a secretive punk rocker named Sahila, the team must outwit malevolent magi rebels, navigate a castle that's charmed to the teeth and broker a historic truce with the enemy — all while gambling the last of their funds on an original musical that might make or break Lawnmowers, Inc. for good.
A LAWNMOWERS, INC. NOVEL
Time is relative.
Fame is fiction.
Witches beget witches.
A LAWNMOWERS, INC. NOVELLA
A hell of a discovery.
A LAWNMOWERS, INC. PRELUDE
Four short prequels
Lawnmowers, Inc. universe!
P. J. Benney is a fantasy and science-fiction writer living in Essex. After the opening chapter of his novel Déjà Moo won the University of Roehampton's Novel Writing Prize in 2013, he supposed he should probably finish the rest of it. A few people have described him as funny, but he's not sure if this was a compliment or not. His current hairstyle is 'surprised'.
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